A Dohwar, a Giff, and a Satyr walk into a bar [IC Thread]

[Melville]

I was looking to see if my Comprehend Languages would help.. nope

For the duration, you understand the literal meaning of any spoken language that you hear. You also understand any written language that you see, but you must be touching the surface on which the words are written. It takes about 1 minute to read one page of text.

Too bad 5e really makes it hard to learn new skills