A Dohwar, a Giff, and a Satyr walk into a bar [IC Thread]

[GM Anthraxus]

[Let me guess the female elves just go ape! over the Rockhard Rhinehart!] 

[There is a ridiculous amount of monkeying around covered in those 12 pages.] 

[GM Anthraxus]

Anders moves up behind Rupert and notices the Giff reading something. "What you got there, Rupert?" the dwarf asks.

[Rupert Gladestone]

"IT'S AN ILLUSTRATED SMUT SHEET!", Rupert says as he offers the pamphlet to Anders.

[GM Anthraxus]

Anders shakes his head, blushing furiously from just reading the cover.  "Uh, um.  No.  No thanks." he mumbles.

[GM Anthraxus]

Anders calls back out to Bazz and Melville with a slight chuckle in his voice, "Are either of you interested in this loot?"

[Melville]

Melville looks hopeful when he sees it is a sort of book, but is quickly crestfallen when he sees the content.

"These courtship practices do not match what I observed in my time with the elven navy."

[Bazzalan Horngrin]

"Well, I'll just toss it in my backpack," Bazz says innocently. "Maybe there's someone back on the ship who would want it.  I heard it can get lonely out here for a sailor."

[GM Anthraxus]

Anders looks in the jar on the other bed and says, "Looks like stale cookies if anyone is hungry."

[Rupert Gladestone]

Rupert will move to the next door and examine it.

[GM Anthraxus]

The door is of similar construction to the other ones you have seen, although the hinge screws and pins are still firmly in placed, so there is not a gap through which you can peep on the next room prior to opening like the last two. There does not appear to be a locking mechanism, just another pull rope latch.