04-12-2017, 04:22 PM
(04-12-2017, 01:18 PM)Toot Wrote: Toot eyes the scroll while feeling its thick soft texture between his tiny finger and says, "Rusting Ass?" He blinks at the identifier and adds, "Me no think Toot likes sound of that... OH! GRASP! Oh... that sounds safer. Me not have to worry about a rusty ass if accidentally activated scroll when cleaning up sticky. Since me can already cast Rusting Grasp, me not need to keep scroll..." Toot rubs the fine vellum between his fingers again and whispers, "Me think Toot keep this for special occasion. Like after fighting big scary monster like an Itchy Dragon. Toot will need special paper after that."
Ludgar Wrote:OoC: it's probably better that Toot didn't know he had TP on his person. I just thought of a terrible DnD joke- What is the worst scroll to use to wipe your arse?[OoC2: Somebody better convince Toot that saving the scroll might be of more use. He does have a huge wisdom so it's doubtful he would be that wasteful. However, if it were an emergency... ]
[Back to the Present...]
According to Wikipedia, the mention of the use of paper for wiping butts was documented in China around 600 AD. Toilet Paper But modern rolls weren't invented until 1857. I will never forget when my 9th grade history teacher asked the class what people used before the invention of TP? The look on everyone's faces was priceless, we never considered life before toilet paper : According to him, that's why we shake hands using our right hand instead of the left, because that was for wiping your bum.