01-15-2016, 06:14 PM
The Hexblade stowes his sword then cracks his shoulders as the Kobolds ran away, being more than a little miffed, in fact, he was Mardak'd. "I'm one fer tearing them a new hole!! Somewhere between their asses and their lungs!! I'd be damned If I were to be fuckered into a position of being ass-raped especially by them baby flea-dicked pieces of Roth turd!! Rancid puke-faced dung swallowers. I'd half a mind to rip their two-peas they call a brain, out of their numb skulls and feed them to their fuckin' children!! In fact that's what I'm gonna do!!" The verbal diarrhea continues as he moves to the torch he left behind. "Hah!! This torch will work perfectly!! A shish-Kobold, complete with heat!!"
((moves to f-1, where he left his torch, and picks up his torch so he can see where he's going.))
((moves to f-1, where he left his torch, and picks up his torch so he can see where he's going.))
