05-10-2016, 03:48 AM
Toot squints his eyes suspiciously at the Elf. He was another big folk. All big folk hate Jermlaine. Now this one says he sacrifices powerful magic just to deliver Toot a Coven-a-gram. Landgrave taught --or mumbled crazy jibberish, Toot wasn't sure which-- Toot many things including the saying, Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Was it typical of the Big Folk to take each other's requests on face value? And High Elves weren't particularly known for being the helpful, pointed eared, little tree-huggers spoken of in Fey legends.
Even so, Toot carefully listens to the Elf attempt to flatter him into taking on some crazy quest. Which was something totally out of the question for members of his race. There were already plenty of ways for Jermlaine to get killed that didn't require quests. So why volunteer to add a new way to the list.
When the elf finishes, Toot ponders the message. As he does, he slips off his soiled leather breeches, scrapes then flicks the droppings off the leather and then uses the soft, silvery unicorn mane as towel to wipe all his hidden bits. "Mmmmmm.... the good stuff...." Toot whimpers to himself happily.
Once clean Toot puts his breeches back on and replies, "Me thanks you for sacrificed JuJu but me not even know your name. What do I get out of dangerous quest? Doodads must have sent you with carrot to lure me like animal into dangerous sunken castle."
Even so, Toot carefully listens to the Elf attempt to flatter him into taking on some crazy quest. Which was something totally out of the question for members of his race. There were already plenty of ways for Jermlaine to get killed that didn't require quests. So why volunteer to add a new way to the list.
When the elf finishes, Toot ponders the message. As he does, he slips off his soiled leather breeches, scrapes then flicks the droppings off the leather and then uses the soft, silvery unicorn mane as towel to wipe all his hidden bits. "Mmmmmm.... the good stuff...." Toot whimpers to himself happily.
Once clean Toot puts his breeches back on and replies, "Me thanks you for sacrificed JuJu but me not even know your name. What do I get out of dangerous quest? Doodads must have sent you with carrot to lure me like animal into dangerous sunken castle."
